In Death Comes the Great Silence
Brandon. 24. From Virginia. I enjoy things such as metal, pizza, beer, getting tattoos, playing video games, and watching tv/movies.
I swear, there is NOTHING sexier than your foxy lady sitting around in nothing but one of your slayer shirts and her underwear \m/. My life rules right now
I know this has been reblogged a million times but fuck you, this is so funny omg.
(Source: thegodburner, via demon-of-the-fall-xo)
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
| Cousin: | You're all invited to the Wedding! |
| Aunt: | Who's getting married then? |
| Cousin: | *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack. |
| Aunt: | Haha, they can't get married, dear. |
| Cousin: | Why not? |
| Aunt: | Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong. |
| Cousin: | Says who?! |
| Aunt: | Says God! |
| Cousin: | We'll I'm going to worship Satan... |
